Mobile Grooming by Georgette, LLC.

     Your Hairdresser Doesn't:

     *clean your rear end

     *give you a sanitary trim

     *clean your ears

     *clean your eye boogies

     *include a manicure or pedicure

     *brush your teeth

     *wash and cut your entire body

     *drive to you                       

                    You Don't:       

     *pee and poop while your hair

               is being cut

     *try to bite or scratch your

               hairdresser

     *go weeks without washing and 

               combing your hair 

                 You Do:

     *sit still for your hairdresser